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These are some lies we made up about Albion.
A giant gila monster has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions staring at a lady slumbering on a futon in a residence in Albion.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a blood-splattered axe was perceived trying on socks in an Albion flat. Several folks in the neighborhood have had similar incidents involving a similar phantom.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy appeared in McIntosh Park at midnight burying a dead body by a large boulder.
The ghost of a civil war fighter emerged at North Branch Kalamazoo River late in the night throwing stones into the flow. This is one of those ghosts that is observed repeatedly around here.
A space man was witnessed in a motor boat on Bolt Lake yelling at the witness to stay away.
A giant goat was seen creeping out of a storm drain on an Albion residential road at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space has often been seen poking around in mailboxes on a dark night in Albion.
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Ceasar is regularly witnessed right by the entrance to Pokagon State Park destroying a hat.
A space man from Jupiter can repeatedly be noticed in an Albion highschool before dawn strolling the halls.
An extremely large guanaco may be perceived very frequently in a mirror in an Albion house; the spirit was exclusively detectable in the
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mirror.
The ghost of an awfully scorched woman has every now and then been seen seeking a map by a parked Nissan in an Albion parking lot on a dark night.
The ghost of a gentleman with names carved into his arm is occasionally perceived in an Albion area store, striding the aisles. Several of the folks who live in this town claim this phantom enjoys startling unwise people who have the nerve to interrupt the quiet in Albion. Well, this is an intimidating ghost that you would not want to bump into late in the night.
The ghost of the driver of a train has been said to have been distinguished on several occasions seated at the dining table in an Albion apartment searching for something.
A space alien from the cosmos can once in a while be made out striding through a flat in Albion.
A space man has often been observed staggering through an apartment outside Albion.
An alien tourist from another galaxy is often seen in a phone booth in Albion using the phone.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos
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has been spotted on a small number of occasions marching through an Albion area churchyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
What do you call a hippie's wife?
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Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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