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These are some lies we made up about Alanson.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy can every now and then be noticed standing by a wild highway next to Alanson.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a blood-covered machete has regularly been seen being carried by a bike on a shady highway close to Alanson.
An armed forces uniform walking around without a body in it is often spotted in an Alanson mobile home. One thing is for sure, it's a chilling ghost that you do not want to bump into before dawn.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has been noticed on one or two occasions turning toward the observer next to Shotto Spring late in the night. Either way, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to bump into.
A huge boar can frequently be made out by Berry Creek gazing furiously at the observer.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be distinguished very often looking at the view from the top of Gray Hill at the stroke of midnight.
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phantom of a man with a name cut into his head has once in a while been distinguished chucking pebbles down at the water at Bullhead Bay. In any event, this ghost sure is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Alanson
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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