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These are some lies we made up about Akron.
A space man from planet Mars has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions mailing a postcard at an Akron post office.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was spotted in Fish Point Wildlife Area late in the night smoking a pipe. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being witnessed. In any case, this phantom certainly is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to encounter before sunrise.
A colossal ermine came into sight dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Gilbert Branch at night.
A big bloodcurdling monster was observed speaking into the night as if somebody besides was in attendance.
An ET from outer space appeared walking a Collie after midnight on a shady Akron residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Akron
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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