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These are some lies we made up about Ahmeek.
A gargantuan yak is rumored to have been noticed on one or two instances snooping in mailboxes at night in Ahmeek.
An extremely large jaguar may frequently be noticed playing a tune on a fiddle in an Ahmeek building.
The ghost of a gravely mangled hunter dragging a dead deer may be witnessed repeatedly by Louis Hill trying to locate a glove.
A woman lacking a head has occasionally been made out exploring Hutchinson Shoal in detail late in the night. One of the folks who live here steadfastly claims that this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Ahmeek. One thing is for sure, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that you would not want to come across at night.
A gentleman devoid of a head is sometimes perceived in a canoe on Calumet Lake guzzling soda pop. Anyway, this is a bad ghost that any reasonable person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Ahmeek
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Ghost Sightings From Ahmeek
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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