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The spirit of a pregnant woman is often distinguished at Adair Creek before dawn throwing boulders into the water.
A headless man can frequently be witnessed surveying the view from the apex of Blats Hill around midnight. Regardless of what folks express, this is an unpleasant spirit that is preferably not disrupted.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy can be witnessed over and over again wandering through an Afton vicinity cemetery.
A woman with her head and right arm and right leg sliced off is every now and then spotted attempting to verbalize something in Aloha State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A very large seal is known to have been spotted on a small number of instances flickering a lantern along a secluded highway in the vicinity of Afton around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Afton
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Ghost Sightings From Afton
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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