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The spirit of a youthful Indian fighter is often distinguished striding down a secluded road in the neighborhood of Addison. Anyhow, this is a horrible ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to meet.
The alien commander of a flying saucer has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances reading a tabloid by Bowen Drain.
A space man from planet Mars can often be made out taking a rest in a beanbag in a building close to Addison.
A minotaur can be seen frequently studying the vista from the summit of Irish Hill after midnight.
An ET from another planet has every so often been made out down at the water's edge at Lake Columbia gazing.
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Ghost Sightings From Addison
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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