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These are some lies we made up about Ada.
A space alien from the cosmos can now and then be spotted dragging a body across the dirt in Cannonsburg State Game Area in the early morning hours.
Snow White is regularly perceived fishing from the water's edge of Cole Lake at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft may repeatedly be perceived slurping gas from a pump at a fuel station in Ada.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting an armed forces outfit has every now and then been seen articulating into the night as if somebody else was present.
A gargantuan pony is every now and then spotted in the center of Egypt Creek scaring folks.
An alien vacationer from another solar system has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions walking a Saint Bernard at the stroke of midnight on a gloomy Ada road.
An armor from the middle ages without a person inside can once in a while be distinguished staring through trailer windows in Ada late at night.
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moderately see-through man dressed as the skipper of a ship was spotted searching through garbage container on an Ada residential road. Other people close at hand have had comparable sightings with a quite similar ghost.
An ET from planet Pluto came into view on an Ada residential road before dawn.
An alien from the cosmos was distinguished
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excavating an opening in Fort Custer State Recreation Area right by the park headquarters.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into sight hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Ada.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was spotted staring at a person slumbering in an armchair in a home in Ada.
The ghost of a youthful man sporting a confederate uniform was spotted in a convenience store in the Ada area. This ghost is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been one or two other accounts of this precise ghost. It's been asserted that this particular spirit is the undead spirit of a long departed Ada resident.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is frequently distinguished trying on a shirt in an Ada residence.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been spotted on several occasions snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Ada.
An alien from Pluto can be made out very frequently in an Ada highschool around midnight
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Ghost Sightings From Ada
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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