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These are some lies we made up about Wilmore.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer has purportedly been seen on a few instances stopping by Bowmans Bend after midnight.
A gentleman's body with the head of a lizard may repeatedly be made out going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Wilmore home in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a sword can be spotted repeatedly clutching a human headbone in the center of Cave Spring Creek. Whatever people express, this spirit unquestionably is menacing; one that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos has every now and then been seen at Dix Dam before sunrise taking in the landscape.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is from time to time distinguished gazing at people in a Wilmore home through a window.
A woman with worms crawling out of her nose has been said to have been noticed on frequent occasions in a deserted neighborhood next to Wilmore.
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gigantic camel can once in a while be perceived walking next to a gloomy highway close to Wilmore.
An extraterrestrial was noticed dispatching a parcel at a Wilmore post office.
The phantom of a female with a switchblade in her heart emerged guzzling gas from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Wilmore. The phantom did not seem to be
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concerned by the eye witnesses. Lots of locals claim this phantom takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy people who are courageous enough to interrupt the serenity in Wilmore.
An martian vacationer from another solar system was witnessed looking bloodcurdling in Fort Boonesborough State Park right by the ranger station.
The ghost of a tied up lady materialized conversing into the night as if someone in addition was nearby. The spirit reacted to the watcher. Residents here allege that this phantom gets pleasure from startling foolhardy folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Wilmore. Nevertheless, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space invader from space was spotted looking through apartment windows in Wilmore at midnight.
A colossal waterbuck was seen watching television in a Wilmore living room on a dark night.
A gargantuan hippopotamus has repeatedly been noticed on a Wilmore road after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Wilmore
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Ghost Sightings From Wilmore
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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