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An extremely large impala is occasionally distinguished riding on a stallion by the side of a highway close to Williamstown.
An extraterrestrial from space is known to have been made out on numerous occasions strolling through a home near Williamstown.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large beard and a wooden leg may every now and then be perceived thinking by Clay Lick.
Little Red Riding Hood has frequently been observed at a coin operated phone in Williamstown using the telephone.
The ghost of a waitress is repeatedly made out outside the entrance to Big Bone Lick State Park pushing orbs about.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady may frequently be observed yelling names of people by a wild highway near Williamstown at midnight. One of the local residents definitely alleges that this phantom is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Williamstown person who lived here. No matter what folks say, it certainly is a menacing ghost
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that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be noticed frequently being in an uninhabited villa in Williamstown.
A huge woodchuck has from time to time been distinguished being carried by a bicycle on a shadowy road in the vicinity of Williamstown.
A space man from
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Jupiter is known to have been perceived on a small number of occasions in a home in Williamstown.
An extremely large alpaca can every now and then be noticed in a Williamstown residence.
A space alien from another world was seen emerging in a restroom mirror.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object came into view seated in a chair in a mobile home near Williamstown.
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Ghost Sightings From Williamstown
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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