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These are some lies we made up about Westport.
A huge leopard was spotted very late at night exploring Dodson Hollow in detail.
A space alien from Venus appeared late at night leading a guided expedition of Cedar Point to a crowd of spirits.
The phantom of a youthful gentleman having on a leather jacket was spotted trying on a jacket in a Westport building. There have been other descriptions with reference to this phantom in the neighborhood.
A massive elephant was spotted scrambling out from a manhole on a Westport avenue at midnight.
The Loch Ness Monster has often been noticed by Bull Creek mounding boulders.
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Ghost Sightings From Westport
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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