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These are some lies we made up about Virgie.
The ghost of a train driver may often be noticed twinkling a lamp up on the top of Abner Mountain. One of the locals determinedly argues that this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish people who come searching for ghosts in Virgie. In any case, it is in all certainty a scary spirit that you would not want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship may be made out repeatedly after midnight exploring Booker Hollow in detail.
A lady lacking a head has sometimes been perceived in the middle of Abe Fork shouting names of people.
A gentleman devoid of a head is now and then perceived snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Virgie. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that any sensible person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An enormously bloodcurdling ghost has purportedly been spotted on several instances playing a piece of music on a flute in a Virgie home.
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One thing's for certain, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A gargantuan musk deer may every now and then be observed in a Virgie school late in the night strolling the corridors.
Christopher Columbus was perceived in a residence right next door to Virgie.
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Ghost Sightings From Virgie
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Ghost Sightings From Virgie
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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