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A huge marmoset may once in a while be spotted at Brushy Fork at midnight chucking pieces of wood into the stream.
A sizeable bloodcurdling monster is frequently perceived at a pay phone in Vine Grove using the phone.
An martian explorer from deep space is known to have been observed on a few occasions before sunrise flying over Nalls Valley.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn may regularly be distinguished struggling to say something next to a deserted highway near Vine Grove around midnight.
An alien from another world may be noticed very frequently standing by a wild highway next to Vine Grove.
A massive mouse has now and then been distinguished hauling a body over rocks in Cornwell Field after midnight.
An army outfit walking around with no body in it is sometimes distinguished next to the waterfront at Twin Lakes pushing orbs around.
Ferdinand Magellan can once in a while be observed up on the peak of Blueball
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Hill shouting people's names.
The ghost of a civil war combatant was observed turning toward the witness down near Falling Springs in the early morning hours. This individual ghost has been noticed over and over again in this location.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft showed up in a house in Vine Grove.
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martian vacationer from another solar system was observed in a Vine Grove flat.
An alien from space showed up near the entrance to Mammoth Cave National Park hurling stones.
The ghost of a guy with a word cut into his foot was observed stacking bricks in E. P. 'Tom' Sawyer State Park by the ranger station. There are numerous tales involving this phantom in the neighborhood.
An extremely large ocelot was perceived appearing in a bathroom mirror.
A very large waterbuck is regularly perceived relaxing on the floor in a building next to Vine Grove.
The ghost of a critically mangled hunter dragging a dead cougar has allegedly been spotted on many instances in the backseat of a pickup by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
A massive chinchilla can often be observed by an old man fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Vine Grove.
An ET can be observed very often taking a rest on a stool in a building in Vine Grove.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship is once in a while seen verbalizing into the night under a streetlight in Vine Grove.
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Ghost Sightings From Vine Grove
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
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