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These are some lies we made up about Vicco.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is frequently observed gazing at the vista from the peak of Dixon Knob late in the night.
An extremely large turtle can regularly be seen floating down on Acup Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A huge parakeet has from time to time been made out staring wrathfully at the viewer in Hogtrough Hollow on a dark night.
The ghost of a man wearing army attire is sometimes noticed wandering next to a desolate highway in the vicinity of Vicco. It has been claimed that this individual ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolish folks who come trying to find ghosts in Vicco.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system has supposedly been spotted on many occasions becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Vicco
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Ghost Sightings From Vicco
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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