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These are some lies we made up about Union.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object was spotted striding alongside a desolate road in close proximity to Union.
The spirit of a lady with half her head absent came into view by Beaver Branch yelling at the bystander to go away. This exact ghost has been noticed very often in this area.
A woman having a machete in her head was observed in Big Bone Lick State Park in the early morning hours hauling a cadaver over the grass. There have been further descriptions on the subject of this ghost in the vicinity.
An extremely large burro was distinguished taking a rest on a sofa in a flat next to Union.
A wandering ghost has repeatedly been perceived laundering a blood-covered pair of pants in Big Bone Lick at the stroke of midnight.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions late at night chasing a passing Chrysler on a shady road in the vicinity of Union.
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man from another world may regularly be witnessed in the backseat of a Buick by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror after midnight.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant has occasionally been noticed admiring Mexico Bottom late in the night. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish
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to come across.
An ET is sometimes distinguished mowing the lawn in the front garden of a residence in Union.
The ghost of an airliner pilot has supposedly been spotted on a few instances resting on a bench in a residence in Union. One of the local residents decisively claims that this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Union some decades ago.
An enormous waterbuck may from time to time be made out chatting into the thin air by a streetlight in Union.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer has frequently been noticed marching from trailer to trailer before dawn on a Union lane.
A massive hippopotamus is regularly noticed grasping a human cranium right by the entrance to Versailles State Park.
The Ugly Duckling is known to have been spotted on many instances browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of a Union residence after midnight.
A space invader from Saturn can repeatedly be made out seated at the kitchen counter in a Union residence.
An enormous prairie dog can be
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seen time and again looking at people in a Union house through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From Union
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Ghost Sightings From Union
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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