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The ghost of a young cowboy is rumored to have been noticed on one or two instances conversing into the air in Beaver Gap in the early morning hours before sunrise. It's been asserted that this particular ghost can be the soul of a local who died here in Topmost many years ago.
The ghost of a silver-miner may every so often be noticed chucking boulders into the current at Abe Fork after midnight.
A lady with a half transparent body is regularly distinguished on the top of Collier Rocks very late at night staring at the view. In any event, this phantom unquestionably is menacing; one that should be avoided.
A gargantuan dugong is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances playing a piece of music on a piano in a Topmost home.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can repeatedly be observed in a Topmost highschool late at night marching the hallways. Regardless of what, this is an unfriendly ghost that you do not want to come across before sunrise.
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
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