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A giant fish was seen smoking a cigar up on the top of Buzzard Roost.
A large menacing monster has often been spotted at Aaron Branch at midnight tossing pieces of wood into the flow.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a janitor is frequently noticed trying to find someone in Breckinridge Memorial Park after midnight.
A gigantic snake has been witnessed on many instances traveling on a motorcycle on a murky road in the neighborhood of Thousandsticks.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy may repeatedly be observed scrutinizing Dark Hollow in detail at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Thousandsticks
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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