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The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances reading a magazine up on the highest spot of Abner Mountain. Several of those who live here claim this ghost might be a famous days gone by local of Teaberry.
The phantom of an aged guy with a large white mustache may regularly be perceived at night floating along Abner Fork. It has been said that this individual phantom is probably the undeparted phantom of a local who used to have a home here in Teaberry. One thing's for guaranteed, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that is better not disturbed.
The ghost of a guy in an army outfit can be perceived often in Bratten Hollow late in the night hauling a cranium.
An extremely large gnu has every so often been observed downing diesel from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Teaberry.
Napoleon Bonaparte has been seen on several occasions walking a Cocker Spaniel very late at night on a shadowy Teaberry street.
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Ghost Sightings From Teaberry
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Ghost Sightings From Teaberry
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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