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These are some lies we made up about Sitka.
An enormous doe can frequently be distinguished exploring Broad Hollow in detail very late at night.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft has sometimes been noticed on the shore of Paintsville Lake screaming at the eye witness to be off.
An martian traveler from space is every now and then seen striding through a Sitka area burial ground.
Plato has purportedly been observed on a small number of occasions on the summit of Cane Knob before sunrise gazing at the sight.
An extraterrestrial from another world may now and then be perceived burning a glove down a secluded highway in close proximity to Sitka very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Sitka
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Ghost Sightings From Sitka
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
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