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An extraterrestrial can be seen repeatedly searching for a glove under a parked Ford in a Simpsonville parking lot around midnight.

The martian mechanic of a UFO is occasionally distinguished in a Simpsonville area clothing store, staggering the aisles.

The ghost of a gentleman hauling a blood-splattered spear has been witnessed on many occasions covering a corpse by a sizeable rock in Long Run Park at night.
    
A very large crocodile may now and then be observed slurping blood from a bottle before sunrise on a park bench in Simpsonville.

A space man from Jupiter has regularly been witnessed gobbling a piece of bread up on Gathright Hill.

Genghis Khan is frequently noticed taking a rest at a table in a Simpsonville apartment smoking a pipe.

An ET from another planet is known to have been perceived on a small number of occasions traveling on a llama down a road in the neighborhood of Simpsonville.
 

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