|
| |
Simpsonville, Kentucky Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Simpsonville.
A very large badger is occasionally made out covering a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Long Run Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous occasions gazing at the sight from the highest spot of Gathright Hill at night.
A colossal mountain goat can occasionally be made out in a Simpsonville area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has repeatedly been distinguished by Bullskin Creek trashing a hat.
A space alien is often witnessed trying to find a glove before sunrise on a park bench in Simpsonville.
A gargantuan steer may regularly be spotted wandering through a house in Simpsonville.
Issac Newton may be spotted often striding through a residence next to Simpsonville.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Simpsonville
Submit a lie about Simpsonville, Kentucky:
Other untruthful towns near Simpsonville, Kentucky:
Finchville, Kentucky, 6 miles away
Fisherville, Kentucky, 7 miles away
Smithfield, Kentucky, 7 miles away
Crestwood, Kentucky, 8 miles away
Shelbyville, Kentucky, 9 miles away
La Grange, Kentucky, 10 miles away
Pewee Valley, Kentucky, 10 miles away
Buckner, Kentucky, 10 miles away
Taylorsville, Kentucky, 10 miles away
Eminence, Kentucky, 14 miles away
Pendleton, Kentucky, 14 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Kentucky
|
Ghost Sightings From Simpsonville
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
MORE JOKES
|
