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A very large sheep can frequently be perceived tossing chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Big Branch around midnight.
A huge quagga has now and then been spotted trashing an object in Betsy Hollow on a dark night.
The phantom of a chained up woman is now and then seen very late at night checking out Wesley Bend. A man who lives here asserts that this ghost may well be a distinguished former time native of Science Hill.
The Mothman has purportedly been made out on a small number of instances on a dark night fluttering over Higgins Flat.
A space invader from deep space has frequently been witnessed up on the highest spot of Bethel Knob smoking a cigar.
A gargantuan argali is often seen seeking a hat next to a parked truck in a Science Hill parking lot in the early morning hours.
A female with the head of a leprechaun may repeatedly be seen in a Science Hill area clothing store, pacing the aisles. In any event, it is in all certainty a creepy spirit that any reasonable person wouldn't want to come across.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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