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An extremely large mule is sometimes perceived studying Coon Hollow in detail before sunrise.
A female in flames, gripping a petroleum container has been said to have been perceived on a few occasions on the top of Big Half Mountain in the early morning hours staring at the view. Several of the people who live here say this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Royalton.
The ghost of a planter sporting a worn straw hat may from time to time be distinguished by Allen Wireman Branch weeping.
A young girl dressed in a blood-splattered wedding gown has regularly been observed dispatching a box at a Royalton post office.
A female with a bottle-green face is repeatedly perceived talking into the night as if someone else was nearby.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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