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An alien tourist from space materialized chucking boulders into the stream at Ashhopper Branch before dawn.
A female's body with a lizard's head was observed reasoning in Butcher Hollow very late at night. This precise ghost has been perceived very frequently in this zone.
A huge iguana was distinguished wandering through a house in River.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly made out staggering through an apartment in the neighborhood of River.
A very large koodoo has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions at a pay phone in River using the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From River
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Ghost Sightings From River
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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