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A gargantuan lion has every now and then been perceived thinking in Fool Hollow before sunrise.
Vasco da Gama is now and then made out down next to the shore at Cedarmore Lake scaring people.
A gigantic alligator may now and then be observed stopping by Beaver Dam Bend before dawn.
A gigantic rat has repeatedly been distinguished facing the eye witness in the middle of Backbone Creek.
A huge ewe is frequently observed in a flat next to Pleasureville.
A big chilling ogre is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances in a Pleasureville area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of a miner may repeatedly be witnessed hurling chunks of concrete at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Pleasureville. Scores of folks who live here assert this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Pleasureville some time ago.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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