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These are some lies we made up about Phyllis.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her chest may from time to time be witnessed drifting down on Barrett Fork very late at night. Nonetheless, it's a creepy ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship has regularly been spotted smoking a pipe at Fishtrap Dam late in the night.
A space invader from planet Saturn is repeatedly spotted monitoring the scenery from the summit of Hunt Knob very late at night.
A female with the head of a devil has purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions very late at night exploring Bearwater Hollow in detail. In any event, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that you don't want to come across very late at night.
A lady clutching her head beside her arm may regularly be distinguished sending a letter at a Phyllis post office. According to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Phyllis some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Phyllis
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Ghost Sightings From Phyllis
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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