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These are some lies we made up about Newport.
A massive alligator is often witnessed in a Newport residence.
An martian voyager from space has been said to have been perceived on many instances hunting with a shotgun in Authors Grove at midnight.
Count Dracula can repeatedly be distinguished by Banklick Creek shining a lantern.
A gigantic mole may be made out time and again showing up in a bathroom mirror.
The phantom of a young female clad as a maid is now and then spotted up on Johns Hill shifting orbs about. One thing is for certain, this phantom sure is frightening; one that is preferably not disturbed.
A big frightening beast is known to have been observed on one or two occasions seated in an armchair in a residence close to Newport.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy can every now and then be made out in Devou Park late at night turning toward the eye witness. If you listen to what the local residents declare, this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Newport
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long ago.
A menacing creature has regularly been witnessed before dawn running after a passing Nissan on a shadowy highway in close proximity to Newport. Locals here who have observed this phantom declare this phantom loves startling foolhardy people who are brave enough to upset the quiet in Newport.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as
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a plumber is regularly distinguished flying over Turkey Bottom after midnight.
A woman with a half translucent body is known to have been perceived on a few instances going out of control on the summit of one of the hills in the Clifton Hills at the stroke of midnight.
A huge gorilla can repeatedly be spotted at Apple Hill Farm Lake Dam on a dark night taking in the landscape.
The phantom of a guy dressed in a sheriff outfit has every now and then been distinguished mounding stones near the shore at Apple Hill Farm Lake.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been observed on a handful of instances at midnight studying Five Mile Bar in detail.
The ghost of a man sporting a military outfit can from time to time be spotted watering plants in the garden of a building in Newport. Nevertheless, this is an unlikable ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal okapi was witnessed resting in a chair in a trailer in Newport.
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space man from deep space appeared quite near Big Bone Lick State Park swallowing chlorine.
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Ghost Sightings From Newport
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Ghost Sightings From Newport
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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