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These are some lies we made up about Mount Olivet.
An ET from space came into view standing by a deserted road in the neighborhood of Mount Olivet.
A gargantuan jaguar was spotted in Cow Hollow after midnight smoking a pipe.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady appeared at Baker Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise chucking stones into the stream. The ghost spoke of avenging a homicide. No matter what people articulate, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Vasco da Gama was distinguished in Blue Licks Battlefield State Park right by the ranger station looking for something.
A space invader was noticed in a flat in Mount Olivet.
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Olivet
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Olivet
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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