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Socrates may be distinguished time and again up on the top of Driscol Hill howling at the witness to disappear.
An enormous walrus is every so often made out floating down on Back Creek at midnight.
A bloodcurdling skeleton may every now and then be seen at midnight examining Mudlick Hollow in detail. No matter what, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to come across late at night.
A glowing human form was distinguished having a seat at a table in a Mount Eden building burning a glove. The watcher was terrified and escaped.
The ghost of a pregnant lady became visible striding through a house in Mount Eden. The ghost nodded to the witness.
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Eden
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Eden
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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