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These are some lies we made up about Minnie.
A very large ocelot has supposedly been distinguished on frequent instances on a dark night visiting Collins Rock.
A Megalosaurus may now and then be noticed on the summit of Rough Knob before dawn looking at the vista.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished attempting to snatch something in Indian Grave Hollow before sunrise.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship materialized flickering a flash light in the middle of Akers Branch.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world was seen pacing through a Minnie vicinity burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Minnie
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Ghost Sightings From Minnie
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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