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These are some lies we made up about Meally.
The spirit of a coal-miner has often been witnessed surveying the vista from the summit of Bettys Knob on a dark night. It's been claimed that this precise phantom may be a renowned days gone by inhabitant of Meally.
A very large lynx is frequently seen at Dewey Dam on a dark night looking at the landscape.
An alien has been said to have been seen on a few instances flinging chunks of concrete into Dewey Lake in the early morning hours.
A lady with a half see-through body can be observed over and over again at Akers Branch on a dark night heaving pieces of wood into the current.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has occasionally been spotted suspended in the air like a balloon in Meally. If you listen to what the folks who live here assert, this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long departed Meally resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Meally
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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