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These are some lies we made up about Louisa.
An alien vacationer from another solar system has often been noticed in a Louisa mobile home.
A giant fawn is known to have been witnessed on a few occasions pacing beside a secluded road in close proximity to Louisa.
A woman with her head and both legs separated can repeatedly be witnessed staring down into the water at The Point before sunrise.
A massive shrew may be observed frequently in Barker Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise gripping a cranium.
A military outfit strolling about with no body in it has now and then been witnessed by Grubb Bend crying.
A colossal snake is once in a while observed chucking stones into the stream at Aaron Branch late in the night.
The ghost of a terribly scorched woman has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions emerging in a bedroom mirror.
The ghost of an engine driver may every now and then be observed very late at night hurrying after a passing car on a dark
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highway right next door to Louisa. Local people who have made out this spirit say this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Louisa long ago.
A space invader from another world has frequently been observed by the entrance to Carter Caves State Park thinking.
Nicolaus Copernicus is frequently spotted
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in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver catching a glimpse of the spirit in her rear view mirror very late at night.
A space man has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions cutting grass in the front garden of a flat in Louisa.
A lady with no head can be spotted very often by a woman camping at a campground near Louisa.
A man without a head has from time to time been distinguished sitting in an armchair in a house in Louisa.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big mustache and a wooden left leg is every now and then made out striding from apartment to apartment around midnight on a Louisa residential street.
The ghost of an aged female gripping a rifle has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Louisa apartment at midnight.
A massive vicuna can once in a while be seen resting at the dining table in a Louisa residence.
A colossal civet was made out gazing at folks in a Louisa apartment through an air vent.
The spirit of
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an elderly Indian chief materialized standing by the side of a shady road outside Louisa. When the spirit was observed it faded away into the air.
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Ghost Sightings From Louisa
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Ghost Sightings From Louisa
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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