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William Shakespeare was perceived up on the highest spot of Bald Hill shining a light.
A gargantuan dromedary is often witnessed by Round Bottom scaring folks.
An martian explorer from another planet can repeatedly be made out in a Lost Creek secondary school before dawn pacing the halls.
A sphinx may be observed often by the waterfront at Panbowl Lake turning toward the watcher.
A space invader from Jupiter has occasionally been spotted before dawn checking out Bailey Hollow in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Lost Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Lost Creek
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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