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These are some lies we made up about Leitchfield.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances resting at a table in a Leitchfield mobile home.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune may every now and then be perceived by Day Cliffs articulating into the thin air.
A space invader from another planet was noticed around midnight scrutinizing Criswell Hollow in detail.
Plato appeared in the early morning hours before sunrise looking across Mulberry Flats.
The spirit of a strong lumberjack hauling a big axe showed up at Barton Run on a dark night hurling pebbles into the water. The ghost spoke of avenging a murder.
A chilling skeleton was noticed on the highest spot of Double S Hill on a dark night monitoring the view. The onlooker was terrified and ran off.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been witnessed gazing at folks in a Leitchfield building through an air vent.
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space invader from the Moon is repeatedly witnessed attempting to capture something quite near Mammoth Cave National Park.
A gigantic donkey is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances hitch-hiking beside a dark road near Leitchfield.
The Abominable Snowman can often be perceived slurping regular unleaded from a gasoline
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pump at a refueling station in Leitchfield.
A luminous human character can be witnessed repeatedly near Barren River Lake State Park terrifying people. No matter what folks verbalize, it's a scary phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gigantic frog has occasionally been observed articulating into the thin air as if someone in addition was present.
An extremely large badger is once in a while made out peeking through apartment windows in Leitchfield after midnight.
A space alien from another galaxy is known to have been seen on a handful of instances rummaging around in trash cans on a Leitchfield road.
The phantom of a young guy sporting a denim jacket can every so often be distinguished floating in the air like a blimp in Leitchfield. Any which way, it is in all certainty a terrifying ghost that should be let alone.
A beheaded gentleman has regularly been observed looking at a lady slumbering on a futon in a mobile home in Leitchfield.
A gargantuan mouse is frequently witnessed trying on shoes
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Ghost Sightings From Leitchfield
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Ghost Sightings From Leitchfield
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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