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These are some lies we made up about Langley.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer was noticed by Collins Rock shouting.
Bigfoot came into view flinging bricks into the flow at Akers Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from Saturn was witnessed in a Langley area supermarket, walking the aisles.
A shining human shape was made out observing the scenery from the top of Rough Knob at midnight. There have been other reports on the subject of this spirit in the vicinity.
The phantom of a youthful man having on a leather jacket has repeatedly been perceived in Jenny Wiley State Park near the ranger station meditating. Locals here who have noticed this ghost claim this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Langley. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Langley
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Ghost Sightings From Langley
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
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