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These are some lies we made up about Kirksey.
The ghost of a strapped up guy can be perceived time and again wandering from apartment to apartment late in the night on a Kirksey road.
The ghost of a street bum has once in a while been made out hauling a corpse from the chilly water of Caney Branch on a dark night.
The ghost of a young-looking female soaked in blood is every so often witnessed flickering a kerosene lamp down by Hale Spring before dawn.
A huge eland can from time to time be perceived searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Kirksey flat before dawn.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his torso is often witnessed looking at folks in a Kirksey mobile home through an air vent. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a hostile ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Kirksey
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Ghost Sightings From Kirksey
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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