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These are some lies we made up about Keene.
A space invader from another world was distinguished in a residence next to Keene.
Marco Polo has repeatedly been seen down beside the water at Cooke Lake scaring folks.
The alien commander of a flying saucer has supposedly been perceived on a few instances hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Cave Creek at midnight.
The ghost of a gravely charred lady may often be observed in a Keene area hardware store, wandering the aisles. If you listen to what the locals assert, this spirit is probably the stressed spirit of a person who used to reside here in Keene. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to come across.
A gargantuan dromedary can be observed very often sitting at the kitchen counter in a Keene residence staring wrathfully at the witness.
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Ghost Sightings From Keene
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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