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A space invader from planet Pluto can be seen time and again suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Jackson.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has sometimes been perceived in an autopart store in the Jackson vicinity.
The phantom of a youthful female clothed as a house keeper is from time to time seen trying on a jacket in a Jackson apartment.
The phantom of a young cowboy is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of instances struggling out from a storm drain on a Jackson street late at night. Nonetheless, this is a hostile spirit that is rather not disturbed.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object may once in a while be spotted snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Jackson.
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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