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An extraterrestrial from deep space has regularly been perceived looking at the panorama from the pinnacle of Hogback Hill before sunrise.
A fairly rotten human corpse is often perceived laundering a bloody bed sheet in Boiling Springs at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a planter in a worn straw hat has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions checking out Hurricane Hollow in detail before dawn. A local woman alleges that this ghost loves terrifying foolish folks who dare to upset the calm in Irvington.
A space man may frequently be observed reflecting by a deserted road outside Irvington very late at night.
A young girl in a bloody dress has now and then been witnessed staying in an empty building in Irvington. One of the local residents steadfastly says that this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Irvington before the present.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world is from time
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to time seen being carried by a low rider on a gloomy highway in the neighborhood of Irvington.
A female with a green face has purportedly been spotted on several instances in a mobile home in Irvington.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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