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These are some lies we made up about Inez.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot can every now and then be perceived pacing through a building in Inez. Regardless of what, this is a hostile ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to bump into.
An alien voyager from another planet has regularly been observed drifting down Alpha Branch before sunrise.
The frightening ghost of a Barbarian is regularly spotted flashing a light in Bone Hollow around midnight. Whatever folks say, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A menacing skeleton has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions being carried by a mare beside a road near Inez. Either way, it is in all certainty a chilling spirit that should be steered clear of.
A huge kid can regularly be witnessed wandering through a trailer near Inez.
A glow-in-the-dark human form may be distinguished often at a coin operated phone in Inez talking on the phone.
An ET from outer space has from time to time been distinguished
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in Jenny Wiley State Park at the park headquarters turning toward the bystander.
A giant koodoo is now and then made out marching through an Inez area cemetery.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may sometimes be spotted yelling at the bystander to leave next to a desolate highway outside Inez before sunrise.
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ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a denim jacket was perceived hanging out in a vacant dwelling in Inez. The arrival of the viewer scared the ghost who then disappeared. Many people who live here assert this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Inez person who lived here.
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Ghost Sightings From Inez
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Ghost Sightings From Inez
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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