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A huge kid was seen resting on a bench in a building in close proximity to Horse Cave.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos was distinguished flying over Hatcher Valley late in the night.
The ghost of an 8 foot high colossal man is regularly spotted very late at night running after a passing Nissan on a murky road near Horse Cave.
The phantom of a teen girl has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions very late at night looking at Lawler Bend.
The ghost of a woman with half her head absent may often be noticed terrifying folks up on Bald Knob.
A space invader from another planet may be noticed over and over again in the middle of Blue Spring Creek rearranging orbs about.
A lady with a machete in her head has once in a while been seen in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver distinguishing the phantom in his rear view mirror on a dark night. Several of those who live here say this spirit enjoys terrifying foolish
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people who come searching for spirits in Horse Cave.
The Pied Piper is every so often perceived by an old man camping at a campground close to Horse Cave.
A massive dog is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions in Barren River Lake State Park quite near the ranger station facing the witness.
A wandering ghost can once
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in a while be distinguished howling at the observer to be off in Mammoth Cave National Park at the ranger station. In any case, this spirit certainly is scary; one that is better not interrupted.
An alien has regularly been observed taking a rest on the floor in a building in Horse Cave.
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Ghost Sightings From Horse Cave
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Ghost Sightings From Horse Cave
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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