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These are some lies we made up about Hinkle.
The ghost of a guy in a soldier's uniform may sometimes be witnessed sipping blood from a glass by Bailey Branch.
A medieval knight's armor devoid of a human inside has regularly been witnessed looking for a glove by a parked vehicle in a Hinkle parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The Pied Piper is frequently seen slurping apple juice up on the top of Big Rock.
The phantom of a woman with a sack tied around her head has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions in a Hinkle area clothing store, wandering the aisles. One of the local residents determinedly says that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Hinkle a long time ago. One thing's for certain, it's a frightening ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to run into.
A space invader from the Moon can regularly be spotted late in the night examining Barley Hollow in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Hinkle
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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