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These are some lies we made up about Herndon.
Cinderella can be made out repeatedly at night crawling out of McGaughey Swamp covered in mud.
A huge kangaroo has now and then been seen trying to find a person down at the waterfront at Buck Pond.
A space alien from Saturn is now and then made out cleaning a blood-covered bed sheet in Noahs Spring at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from another solar system is rumored to have been spotted on many occasions at Weavers Creek before sunrise tossing stones into the flowing water.
The phantom of a shackled up woman may once in a while be witnessed hitch-hiking next to a shady road in the vicinity of Herndon.
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Ghost Sightings From Herndon
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Ghost Sightings From Herndon
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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