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The martian crew member of a flying saucer is from time to time perceived drifting along on Banks Branch late at night.
A space invader from the Moon has been made out on a small number of instances trying to find an object by a streetlamp in Hazel Green.
A space invader from another world was witnessed guzzling milk by Red-byrd Arch.
A gargantuan gopher appeared wandering from home to home before dawn on a Hazel Green residential street.
The phantom of a youthful woman with a rope around her neck was made out resting at a coffee table in a Hazel Green mobile home. This is one of those ghosts that is seen repeatedly in the neighborhood. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit sure is chilling; one that is better not disturbed.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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