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These are some lies we made up about Hagerhill.
An alien is rumored to have been seen on a few instances relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Hagerhill flat smoking a pipe.
A gigantic turtle can be noticed repeatedly at the stroke of midnight studying Bear Hollow in detail.
A figure with a skeleton face wearing murky robes has every so often been witnessed fly fishing from the shore of Paintsville Lake before sunrise.
A drifting ghost is from time to time witnessed on the summit of Bettys Knob after midnight staring at the panorama. According to what the folks who live here say, this ghost is perhaps the tormented ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Hagerhill.
A Velociraptor has purportedly been perceived on numerous occasions sobbing in Alley Fork.
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Ghost Sightings From Hagerhill
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Ghost Sightings From Hagerhill
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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