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The ghost of a woman with satanic symbols etched into her arm has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions stacking boulders in Brandywine Creek. Some of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost might be a celebrated former time local of Germantown.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her back can from time to time be made out looking at folks in a Germantown house through an air vent. Whichever way, this is an intimidating ghost that is better not messed with.
A woman having the head of a beast has regularly been observed in a deserted area outside Germantown. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that you don't want to meet very late at night.
An enormous canary is regularly made out at Blue Licks Battlefield State Park smoking a cigar.
An enormous chameleon has supposedly been observed on several instances hitch-hiking by the side of a dark highway in close proximity to Germantown.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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