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These are some lies we made up about Garrard.
An ET from planet Mercury may every now and then be spotted hovering in the air like a cloud in Garrard.
A very large deer has often been seen staring at a guy slumbering on the floor in a mobile home in Garrard.
Vasco da Gama is regularly distinguished at Antony Branch very late at night throwing boulders into the flowing water.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions smoking a cigar in Beech Creek Wildlife Management Area on a dark night.
An enormous lamb can often be observed articulating into the thin air by The Cut.
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Ghost Sightings From Garrard
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Ghost Sightings From Garrard
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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