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These are some lies we made up about Fredonia.
One of the three Little Pigs has every so often been seen shouting near Good Spring around midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space is from time to time made out attempting to say something up on the apex of Asher Hill.
An extremely large pronghorn is known to have been spotted on a few instances at the stroke of midnight giving a piloted excursion of Fort Bluff to a party of ghosts.
An enormous dormouse may sometimes be noticed meditating in Buzzard Hollow at night.
The Mothman has frequently been seen repositioning orbs about in the center of Alexander Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Fredonia
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Ghost Sightings From Fredonia
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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