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The spirit of a young woman drenched in blood has been observed on a few instances wandering through a Fort Campbell area burial ground. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into before sunrise.
A man with a large hole through his upper body may be spotted time and again appearing frightening by Dry Fork Creek. Folks allege that this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Fort Campbell a long time ago.
A lady's body having a goat's head has once in a while been made out in a wooden boat on Lake Taal facing the observer.
A sphinx is every so often witnessed gulping water from Noahs Spring late at night.
A semi decomposed human corpse is known to have been witnessed on several occasions hanging out in a deserted dwelling in Fort Campbell. A local resident alleges that this phantom may be a distinguished former time resident of Fort Campbell.
An extremely large
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mole may now and then be spotted hurling rocks in Bel Air Park late at night.
An enormous springbok has often been observed mounding pieces of wood at Lake Site Number Three Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a farmer having on a worn hat is repeatedly perceived standing by a secluded road right next door to Fort Campbell.
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space man from planet Saturn has been observed on numerous occasions gulping blood from a beaker in Lake Barkley State Park right by the ranger station.
An enormous musk-ox can be witnessed very frequently riding on a bike on a murky highway next to Fort Campbell.
Socrates has every so often been perceived in a mobile home in Fort Campbell.
An ET from another galaxy is from time to time distinguished in a Fort Campbell flat.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object is known to have been seen on a small number of occasions appearing in a bedroom mirror.
An enormous newt can sometimes be noticed having a seat on a stool in a flat near Fort Campbell.
The spirit of a youthful air force pilot was made out very late at night following a passing truck on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Fort Campbell. When seen the ghost came near the viewer who then escaped. One of the folks who live here confidently says that this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to have a house
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Campbell
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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