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These are some lies we made up about Falmouth.
An ET from another planet was spotted hurling boulders into the current at Blanket Creek late in the night.
A space man was noticed trying to utter something up on the peak of Pleasant Hill.
An alien vacationer from another planet has regularly been observed gazing at folks in a Falmouth trailer through a keyhole.
A space invader from planet Neptune is repeatedly noticed in a wild neighborhood in the vicinity of Falmouth.
The ghost of a man sporting an army uniform is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions hitch-hiking along a shady road outside Falmouth. Any which way, it's a scary spirit that any reasonable person would not want to encounter.
A knight's armor from the middle ages without a person inside can be made out frequently guzzling regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Falmouth. Scores of residents declare this ghost is that of a person who resided here in Falmouth some time
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ago.
A Stegosaurus has from time to time been distinguished walking a Poodle at midnight on a dark Falmouth road.
A fairly transparent guy dressed as the captain of a craft is from time to time spotted appearing terrifying in Big Bone Lick State Park by the ranger station. Locals here who have seen this spirit argue this spirit likes
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frightening folks who dare to disturb the tranquility in Falmouth.
An ET from another world can from time to time be seen staring through building windows in Falmouth late at night.
An ET has often been spotted watching cable in a Falmouth living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is frequently noticed rummaging around in trash container on a Falmouth lane.
A space man from another solar system is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions floating in the air like a balloon in Falmouth.
The ghost of a young-looking man wearing a confederate uniform may regularly be spotted looking at a lady snoozing in a bed in a mobile home in Falmouth. Locals here argue that this phantom likes startling unwise folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Falmouth. In any event, it is indisputably a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Falmouth
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Ghost Sightings From Falmouth
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
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