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These are some lies we made up about Fairfield.
An extraterrestrial was noticed on the top of Blacks Hill late at night looking at the view.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead became visible trying to capture something by Ashes Creek. This spirit is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been a handful of additional stories of this exact spirit.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft was spotted walking a Bulldog very late at night on a dark Fairfield lane.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn emerged peeping through flat windows in Fairfield around midnight.
The ghost of a guy in an armed forces uniform was observed watching television in a Fairfield living room late at night. The viewer ran away when she witnessed the ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfield
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfield
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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