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A decapitated female is frequently spotted hurling boulders up on the apex of Banks Knob. Several of the people who live in this town claim this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Eubank. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a 12 foot tall huge giant has been spotted on one or two instances checking out Bear Den Hollow in detail on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO can often be spotted around midnight floating along on Barney Branch.
The ghost of a female with half her head missing can be spotted repeatedly striding through a Eubank area churchyard.
An martian voyager from outer space has occasionally been seen trying to locate a box down a deserted road in the neighborhood of Eubank at the stroke of midnight.
A body with a skeleton face wearing dark robes is sometimes spotted being in a deserted building in Eubank.
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Regardless of what people exclaim, it's sure a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A drifting spirit has supposedly been seen on one or two instances standing by a wild highway in the vicinity of Eubank. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is the undeparted soul of an old Eubank resident. One thing's for certain,
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this is an antagonistic ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter very late at night.
The ghost of a plane pilot can now and then be distinguished smoking a cigar at Cumberland Falls State Park. In any event, it's a creepy spirit that any wise person would not want to run into.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe has repeatedly been noticed in a building in Eubank.
An Icthyosaurus is often distinguished in Big South Fork National River & Recreation Area near the ranger station trying to locate a woman.
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Ghost Sightings From Eubank
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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